Video: Hikers Run Away From Bigfoot
"The friends in Utah were filming what they thought was a bear until it stood up and was massive.
'We went camping...and saw some deer up on a hill that we wanted to get a closer look at,' reads the YouTube page. 'On our way up, we thought we saw a bear, until the monster stood up and looked right at us. We ran straight to the car after that, leaving our tent and everything behind. It's probably still up there.'"
The dude who uploaded this video on YouTube goes by the name "Bear Card", typical nickname for a stoner.
I've looked at the video a few times, and it's impossible to determine if the creature is a bear, or something else.
But even though Bear Card doesn't appear on the video, I know he's the biggest pussy ... cat in the world.
A real man won't leave behind his camping gear just because a bear stands up to stretch his limbs.
We may never know if there really is a Bigfoot, but we certainly have enough evidence that there are a lot of wimps.
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