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Joe Biden: I Wish To Hell They'd Turn This Mic Up!

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Vice President Joe Biden may be full of malarkey, but he's worth his weight in gold to the journalists who cover him.

When a reporter sees a glint in Biden's eyes, he hopes it's not just a cataract glowing, but a sign that Joe is about to say something stupendously ridiculous.

Joe rarely disappoints, during a campaign event in Colorado he got into an argument with his microphone. Joe yelled: I wish to hell they would turn this mic up!

Joe, maybe they need to turn up the volume on your hearing aid. The problem isn't the microphone, or the TelePrompTer, it's that you are just babbling nonsense.

Two more days, and hopefully Biden will disappear from the political landscape.

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