Fire Turns Out To Be Fireplace DVD
"Swedish firefighters said they responded to a report of flames seen through an apartment's window only to discover it was a DVD of a fireplace."The fake flames were spotted by employees at a senior care home through a window. There's probably a couple of senior citizens who are wandering around the neighborhood in their pajamas, because the nosy employees were too busy minding someone else's business instead of watching over their charges.
If an adult movie had been playing instead, I bet the busybodies would have called the cops, and demanded that they arrest the occupants of the apartment for indecent exposure.
If "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" had been playing, they would have called The Mutual UFO Network to report that strange aliens had invaded an apartment.
The firefighters quickly realized it was only a DVD of a fireplace.
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