Top Ten Celebs To Go Trick-or-Treating With
HONEY BOO BOO CHILD
Halloween is supposed to be all about the kids. Hello, Honey Boo Boo Child is a child.CHICKADEE
Convince Honey Boo Boo's big sis to bring her baby with three thumbs along for the ride. Her baby is so adorable you are bound to get a lot of candy.
LADY GAGA
Gaga always dresses freaky; she won't have to do anything special for Halloween.
SNOOKI
With the orange tan that Snooki slathers on her face, she makes the perfect pumpkin.
JOAN RIVERS
This witch will scare innocent citizens into giving away a lot of candy.
SHERMAN HEMSLEY
This sit-com star died three months ago, but he hasn't been buried yet. Bring him along "Weekend with Bernie" style.
OPRAH WINFREY
Just tell the former talk show queen to remove her makeup; she will make the perfect witch.
PARIS HILTON
You may not get a lot of candy trick-or-treating with this skank, but she's bound to give you a treat. (If you know what I mean.)
MAMA (Honey Boo Boo's Mom)
Her neck crud is scarier than some fool dressed up like Count Dracula.
LINDSAY LOHAN
Forget about the goodies handed out by homeowners, Lilo is bound to flash her goodies.
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