Octomom Checks Into Rehab For Addiction To Drugs

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"Nadya Suleman has checked herself into rehab for a prescription drug problem ... leaving her 14 kids without a mother for 30 straight days ... TMZ has learned."

When a twit like Lindsay Lohan does a stint in jail or in rehab nobody really cares, but Octomom's brood will be without a mother for a month. For the sake of her children, I hope that Octomom can overcome her addiction to prescription drugs.

Apparently Octomom is addicted to Xanax, but we shouldn't judge her too harshly. If I had 14 freaking kids, I would be addicted to every legal and illegal drug in the world.

But it's also true that Octomom has made her bed, and she can lie in it with her fourteen kids.

Octomom's brood aren't used to getting a lot of attention from Octomom anyway, when you have 14 children, it's impossible to give them the individual attention that they need.

The kids have three nannies and two friends to take care of them, plus a driver to take them to and from school. The only thing else they need is a professional wrestler to smack them around when they act up.

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze. Read more stories by Robert Paul Reyes.