UFO Hovers Over House For Four Hours

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"What would you do if a UFO hovered over your family home for four hours? A family in Fraserburgh, Aberdeenshire, Scotland lived in terror as this happened to them.

Morag Ritchie woke up at 2:00 a.m. and noticed flickering and rotating lights above her rural home.

According to the Huffington Post she said, 'I saw what I thought was a bright star. However, it was a sequence of flashing lights. There was also a darting light coming from the side. There was no sound, either.'"

If I woke up at two in the freaking morning, and I saw a UFO hovering over my house, I don't care if an alien flipped me the bird from a window in the saucer, I would go back to sleep. I'd figure that it was a residual nightmare, and that all would be hunky dory in the morning.

This silly woman woke up everyone in her household so they could share in her delusion. Although I must concede that it's significant that the strange lights hovered over their home for four hours. Usually a UFO blinks out of existence before a country bumpkin can take a second gulp of his cheap whiskey.

If a UFO hovered over my little pink house for hours, I would suspect that the extraterrestrials were fascinated by my sense of aesthetics or that they were furious over my articles ridiculing them.

But nothing exciting ever happens in me life, the only things hovering over my house are defecating birds.

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