Dude Beats Up Girlfriend For Breaking His Bong
"A Florida man was arrested for allegedly pulling a gun on his girlfriend after she broke his bong, police said.
Brandon Chviek, 20, was arrested early Monday and charged with domestic battery and strangulation, aggravated assault and possession of drug paraphernalia for the incident,." UPIYou can steal a stoner's car, take a leak on his front yard, and kidnap his pooch, and he will just say "Whatever dude." But if you deliberately break his bong, he might actually show some emotion.
But I don't believe Brandon went zombie on his old lady because she broke his most prized possession. The dude might have drowned his sorrows over his broken bong by munching on Doritos, but I don't think he beat up his girlfriend.
The herb lover denied the allegations, but the Man still arrested him and charged him with domestic battery.
If Brandon did overreact he really needs to chill out, dude if your girlfriend is crazy enough to ever break your bong again, just improvise and turn her vibrator into a bong.
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