Rash of Orange UFO Sightings
"The media's been reporting a sharp rise in the appearance of orange light UFOs in the United States and around the world.
Is there a simple explanation for the strange objects which seem to be everywhere lately? Are these orange orbs proof that extraterrestrials are now visiting the earth with more regularity? Is this all a sign of something ominous?"
Some of these orange lights are Chinese lanterns, others are kites, and some may even be orange colored extraterrestrial crafts, but I'm persuaded that the culprit is Snooki.
Snooki has so permeated popular culture, that we can't erase the famously orange-tinged Snooki from our consciousness. We see the pop tart on TV, the Internet, magazines and now we even see her in the heavens.
Once you've seen the pint-sized reality star her image is indelibly stamped in your mind. Snooki is in the skies laughing at the peons who treat her like a heavenly queen.
God help us!
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