Published: October 20, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
90-Year-Old Woman Makes White Castle Hall of Fame
By Robert Paul Reyes
"An Ohio woman who has been patronizing the same White Castle restaurant for more than 80 years is being inducted into the company's Hall of Fame." UPI
Constance Huening celebrates every New Year's Day by eating a White Castle burger for good luck, and this year she celebrated her 90th birthday at the fast food joint.
I`m glad White Castle finally inducted Constance into the company`s Hall of Fame, she deserves the honor.
Constance celebrated by eating one slider; I guess at her age a tiny White Castle slider is as big as a Burger King Big Whopper.
Unfortunately, the only Hall of Fame I will be inducted to is the Clueless Guy Hall Of Fame. In the original version of this story I made a couple of lame jokes that were taken the wrong way by Constance and her family. I wish I could send Constance a dozen sliders to make peace.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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