Published: August 10, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Woman Loses Three Fingers In Fireworks Prank
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Police in Florida said a woman attempting to use fireworks to wake up her boyfriend ended up losing three fingers." UPI
The fireworks exploded before the hapless woman could throw them out the front door, and the explosion tore off her thumb, middle and ring fingers.
This poor woman can't curse her fate, by flipping the bird. But in a positive note she probably won't need the ring finger, her boyfriend is not about to marry a woman who exercises such poor judgment.
At least the woman succeeded in waking up her lover, if the explosion didn't rouse him from his deep sleep, her screams definitely did the trick.
It should come as no surprise to anyone that could had been drinking.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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