Published: August 04, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Nude Tresspasser Suntanned In Stranger's Yard
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Wisconsin police said a man (Derek Knight) caught driving a stolen vehicle is also facing charges for allegedly sunbathing nude in a stranger's yard chair." UPI
Knight may only be only 20-years-old, but already he's a habitual criminal. A slap on the wrist isn't going to work on this moron, he needs to sentenced to a few years in prison.
The criminal justice system may be a joke, but if this idiot sunbathes nude in the backyard of a real man, he's going to get beaten to a bloody pulp.
Knight has been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct, stealing a vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of bail jumping. Speaking of the law being a joke -- his bail was set at only $1,500
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