Published: July 11, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Video: Snooki Dances With a Potted Plant
By Robert Paul Reyes
A video depicting an inebriated Snooki dancing with a plant has gone viral.
My thoughts:
The plant has better dance moves!
Who has the higher IQ, Snooki or her dance partner?
If Snooki wasn't famous, only a plant would deign to dance with her.
Will the plant need therapy?
How long before the plant has its own Twitter account?
Should MTV replace Snooki on "Jersey Shore" with the plant?
Who is better looking?
http://youtu.be/Kqm1JPhIBtU
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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