Published: July 10, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Man Dressed as a Gorilla Attacked By Teen Dressed as a Banana
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Police in Ohio are searching for a violent banana they say attacked a man dressed as a gorilla." Read More about Man Dressed As Gorilla
To quote Gwen Stefani, "This sh** is bananas!
It's bad enough that a man must suffer the humiliation to dress as a gorilla to pay the bills, but to be attacked by a giant banana is adding insult to injury.
The giant banana may claim that he was just monkeying around, but he could have hurt the gorilla.
I wish I could have witnessed this curious incident, this monkey business is performance art at its best.
The banana split (I stole this joke from the AP story), and the gorilla went back to work.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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