Published: July 08, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Inebriated Woman Enters Home, Steals Pug
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Police in Alaska said a drunken woman broke into a 77-year-old woman's house and walked off with a pug when the homeowner confronted her." UPI
The inebriated woman, Sherry Smith, committed a horrible crime, but what else is there to do in Alaska besides cursing the snow and getting roaring drunk and stealing a pug from an old lady?
Is it any wonder that the unrelenting boredom in Alaska drove Sarah Palin bonkers, to the point where she thinks she's qualified to be President of the United States?
This story has a happy ending, the police showed up before Smith could get away, and the old woman got her dog back.
If a drunken burglar tries to steal my Pit Bull/German Shepherd mix, my pooch will make mincemeat out of him. The burglar's next trip will be to the morgue, not the drunk tank.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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