Published: June 25, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Video: Michaele Salahi Sings 'Bump It'
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Alleged White House party crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi were invited guests at NBC Miami Friday, where the 'Real Housewives of D.C.' reality star made her live singing debut."
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Michaele Salahi made a name for herself by crashing a White House party, and she parlayed her notoriety into reality TV success as one of the wives of the "Real Housewives of D.C."
The Real Housewives franchise is an abomination and an affront to morality and decency, I can only watch a couple of minutes of an episode without contemplating suicide.
But even this horrible reality show couldn't adequately prepare me for the video of Salahi's performance of her single "Bump It."
A "friend" sent me a link to Salahi's video, and it rendered me traumatized for life. If you sing a dance pop ditty named "Bump It", you'd better shake your moneymaker like it's the end of the world. Salahi just stood there like she was glued to the floor, and let's not even talk about her "singing."
This video of Salahi singing "Bump It' is playing on an endless loop in hell, and if you want a taste of hell click the NBC link to watch the video.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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