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Will Says...Republicans Need Another Candidate With Ties to Godfather's Pizza!

By Will Roberts  

Well Republicans had there first debate to see who would be able to see who best fit the eithics, morals, & beliefs of the GOP as they move toward the 2012 Presidential elections and the winner was... the least likely candidate. Now I said this election might show some of the oddest contenders, (read) Charlie Sheen for Republican President: http://j.mp/l9q7FC But I was being a humorist, not a fortune teller. If this keeps happening I may just start charging!

Herman Cain: 2012 Presidental hopeful. A Pizza in every oven and an Oil Burnin Truck in every garage!

That's what Republicans need a candidate with a thick crust, extra meaty, mostly made of Dough, & with ties to the Godfather!

Your friend,

Will

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