Published: April 21, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Will Says...If Trump Wins, Every American Will Need to Own a Home!
By Will Roberts 
Any good joke teller knows that they can tell a joke many times before it gets old. They just have to make sure they don't tell it at the same party or public speech twice. Some joke tellers make a ten year career out of a few jokes before folks catch on and by then, they have their own sitcom or reality show.
Now I KNOW I said I would only take pot shots at Donald Trump one last time, the last time ... But, I can't hire a better bunch of Hollywood writers to put out some of the stuff Trump is doing naturally.
Plus if Trumps going to run for President he'd better get used to the abuse. After all, anyone that has been married as many times as Trump, the Presidency might just be a walk in the park.
That's the thing about campaigns; it is a chance for Americans to see, in a slogan, what they are not doing to support their country. You know, like: Romney: Believe in America; does that mean that Mitt does not think I don't believe in the US. Change: Obama: Change 08, now that's a slogan that should be in this next year's race, mainly because that's all we've got left in our pockets, "Change."
See, I am starting to think that it does not matter whom we pick; the only truth to the politicians is that before they get in they are running for office, and when they get into office, they are always running from it Campaign slogans are like pick up lines at a bar. Only difference is, with the bar line; if you fall for it you can blame the alcohol.
With all this realization, I think I might be in the middle of changing my mind about Mr. Donald Trump.
I've been thinking, 'cause you have to do that when picking a candidate to vote for. I was thinking, how would it affect me? And I got to thinking...
If Mr.Trump runs for President, a few of the good things might happen.
President Trump would work on getting fuel prices down, which would get folk back out on the roads... Vacationing, staying in hotels, as long as they are Trump hotels.
It will be ok to get married and divorced as many times as you like. That means more weddings, $$ and divorces (legal fees).
What Obama is trying to do with healthcare (Obamacare) mandatory health insurance. President Trump will do with Real Estate Trumpdumps - every American will need to own a home, its mandatory!
President Trump is an expert at handling real estate deals; look at the Gaddafi deal he did. Rented him a space, at three times the normal amount. Then he kicked him out and kept the money... Now that's a good business model.
These are some of the reason "Trump in 2012" might just get things going again in this country.
Oh, and like I said earlier, "What's in it for me?" Well, Trump runs and wins, and I could potentially have political humor written for me for the next five years!
Your friend,
Will
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