Poorly Written-Note Bank Robber Pleads Guilty

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"A Minnesota man admitted in court to robbing a bank using a confusing demand note reading, 'Give money, I gun.'

Joe Nathan Michael, 48, of Fridley, pleaded guilty Wednesday in a Minneapolis federal court to the 2010, May 20th robbery at the TCF Bank inside of Cub Foods in Fridley, the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported Thursday. UPI

Michael was arrested at a bus stop, he had the money, but no gun.

The hapless crook should be convicted of robbery and grievous assault and battery to the English language.

I hope the judge will declare: Give freedom, You have jail.

With his limited vocabulary Michael should give up robbing banks, and take up stealing candy from babies. Give candy, I moron.

Let's hope that Michael will take a class in remedial English while he's behind bars. It's to his benefit that he becomes more proficient in English. The goofy con will be in a world of trouble if he drops the soap in the communal shower and bends down to pick it up and says: I drop soap, you got my back.

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