Published: February 04, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Burglar Leaves His Cell Phone Charging In Victim's Home
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Police in Maryland arrested a man after finding his cell phone charging at the scene of a burglary.
Read more A professional burglar is in and out of a victim's house in a few minutes, he doesn't linger to raid the fridge or charge his cell phone.
I wouldn't be surprised if Wilkins used the victim's computer to post a message on Facebook: Guess what peeps, I'm burglarizing some dude's home who lives in...
When the cops went to Wilkins' apartment the brain-dead crook, Cody Wilkins, was trying to flush jewelry down his toilet. If only there was a toilet large enough to flush Wilkins.
This oxygen thief was charged with ten burglaries; I hope he's also charged with theft of electricity.
When Wilkins asked the cops if could make his one free phone call, let's hope they told him: Sorry dude, your cell phone doesn't have any power.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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