Published: February 02, 2011
Op-Ed Contributor
Valentine's Day Reminder For Men: Ladies Prefer "Great Sex" Over Chocolate!
By Robert Paul Reyes
"A New York advertising agency said its survey suggests a majority of women would take 'great sex' over chocolate but more would prefer money.
Saatchi & Saatchi Wellness said its annual tracking survey of 1,000 U.S. women found 73 percent would rather have great sex on a weekly basis for five years than free chocolate every week for the same time period, Advertising Age reported Tuesday.
The company said 91 percent of respondent said they would take $1,000 in weekly cash over the chocolate." UPI
It's evident that men must stop showering women with roses and chocolates, and instead stock up on Viagra. Females prefer "great sex" over chocolate. The operative word is "great", dudes must take whatever steps necessary to please the ladies.
It's no surprise that women prefer money over chocolate and great sex. If you are a gazillionaire you can get away with giving your old lady a Hershey bar for St. Valentine's Day, but the rest of us better jazz up our sex life.
The survey also indicates that 36 percent of women are increasing their focus on appearance. If that percentage jumped to 96 percent, guys would find their spouses more attractive and boring sex would turn into amazing sex.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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