"Twilight" Obsessed Man Stabs Friend to Drink His Blood

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In this depraved culture laden with crazes such as Twilight, it's best to keep an eye on the news for good entertainment value stemming from people who take it just a little too far.

This holds true for a local Chandler, AZ man, who was shanked after he refused to let his buddies drink his blood.

Not even Stephanie Meyer could make this up.

Crazed vampire emulator Aaron Homer was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he stabbed Robert Maley. The bloodthirsty nimrod was also charged with false reporting to law enforcement, as was his equally-as-bloodthirsty roommate Amanda Williamson.

Apparently, Maley had let the demented duo suck his blood once before but decided against it on the fateful night of October 4. The sanguine sociopaths decided it was best to stab him and get the blood by force.

Homer says he only stabbed him because he was making fun of his religion. I'd be more inclined to think that all parties involved are fair game to poke fun at.

Do it at your own risk, lest ye be the victim of a stab wound.

John Danz Jr. is a work in progress, who enjoys the freedom of writing. Contact him at undertakerlives@gmail.com.