Teen Girl Stabs Dude for Complaining About Her Stinky Feet!
"Dallas Amber Smith, age 18, was challenged. The challenge? She had to do a backflip. In order to prepare herself for the landing, she doffed her shoes. When a whiff of her pungent feet got to one of her drinking buddies, the 19-year-old man did what most people would do in that situation (after having had a few), he started to tease her about her stinky feet." Read more
Under ordinary circumstances if you tell a woman that her feet stink to high heaven, she'll give you a dirty look, but she won't resort to violence.
But when alcohol enters the picture all sorts of mayhem may ensue. Dallas, who didn't have any prior interaction with the criminal justice system, buried a steak knife a few inches into her buddy's back.
Not a smart move, Ms Stinky is facing a charge of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon. Not to mention that the entire world is now aware that Dallas Amber Smith has stinky feet.
Dudes, if you have a foot fetish stay the hell away from Dallas Amber Smith! One lick of her smelly foot, and you will be cured of your fetish.
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