Published: September 03, 2010
Op-Ed Contributor
Jerry Lewis:' I'd Smack Lindsay Lohan!' God Bless Jerry Lewis!
By Robert Paul Reyes
"She survived 13 days of jail and 23 days in rehab, but can Lindsay Lohan handle Jerry Lewis?
The 84-year-old comic legend says he has no sympathy for the troubled starlet, and has threatened to haul off and hit her if they ever crossed paths.
'I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her,' Lewis said in a tirade taped by Inside Edition. 'I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!'
Getting even more fired up, the 'Nutty Professor' star continued, 'I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else' ... WHACK! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and SPANK her!'" More
It takes a village to raise a village idiot, and if every time Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, Lil' Kim, and the Kardashian sisters engaged in a skanky antic they got popped in the mouth, it would bring a swift end to their foolishness.
Jerry Lewis is absolutely correct, Lindsay Lohan deserves to be smacked in the mouth, and nothing else.
Lohan doesn't merit sympathy or understanding, her myriad sins have earned her a Jerry Lewis slap to the kisser.
Some may consider Jerry Lewis politically incorrect or a misogynist, but I consider him a hero for not being afraid to speak his mind.
If Jerry doesn't wimp out and apologize Americans may come to love him as much as the French.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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