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Lady Strips Down Buck Naked To Fight Woman Over A Dude!

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"A WOMAN stripped off naked in front of dozens of people having breakfast at a popular Darwin restaurant yesterday.

Witnesses said the woman took off all her clothes after she and another woman had a full-on fist fight over a man, reported the Northern Territory News.

The woman was lying naked on the ground smoking a cigarette in full view of customers at the restaurant." Read more

What to do if a woman strips off naked in front of a restaurant while you are munching on your breakfast? Should you call the cops, or go outside and tell the lady to put her clothes back on? I guess that depends on what she looks like, if she's a hottie I would just sit back and enjoy the show. According to the News.Com.Au Australian Web site the patrons were unimpressed, that means I would have called the police in a New York minute.

After the fist fight concluded the woman didn't come to her senses, and say to herself: OMG, I just took off my clothes right in front of a popular restaurant where parents and their children can see me, I'd better put my drawers back on. Oh, No! The lady nonchalantly plopped down the ground and smoked a cigarette.

I'd be kind of flattered if a woman fought over me, but I wouldn't be too impressed with a girlfriend who gets buck naked in public. Her boyfriend should kick her to the curb, but she would probably feel right at home in the gutter.

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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.

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