Amy Winehouse Licks a Dog? Let's Hope It's Not True!

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"Amy Winehouse reportedly left punters alarmed by her bizarre behaviour at a London pub recently.

An onlooker told Closer magazine, 'Amy was lying on a table with her boobs hanging out, occasionally getting up to flash them and spray customers with olive oil.'

'Then she walked across the pub to start licking some random person's dog. It was gross.'" Read More

Fifteen years ago it would have been front page news if a major celeb flashed her boobs, but now it's practically de rigueur for pop starlets to flash their boobs and their nether regions.

The headline in this article isn't that Amy was lying on a table with her boobs hanging out, that's a quite common posture for the drug-addled superstar.

The disturbing news is that Amy Winehouse allegedly licked a dog, it's hard to believe but it's reported by a reputable Web Site, MSN.Co.NZ.

The vast majority of my readers have no problems with my bashing of Amy Winehouse. But occasionally I get an email from a Wino fan, informing me that the Rehab singer is a misunderstood genius.

Hello!! Maybe I'm a philistine, but where does genius play a part in the tableaux featuring Winehouse lying on a table with her boobs hanging out?

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