Published: July 26, 2010
Op-Ed Contributor
Amy Winehouse Has A New Passion: Golf
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Picking up a new hobby, Amy Winehouse has started to play golf in order to keep her away from the non-stop party scene.
A source told The Sun, 'She played nine holes and loved it, she had a natural swing. Amy wants to learn how to play properly now,' sdding that the singer has signed up for professional lessons." read more
Tiger Woods is probably responsible for Amy Winehouse's passion for golf. The troubled singer probably reasoned that if a freak-a-leak like Tiger is welcome on the golf course, is must be OK for her to hit the links.
I don't know if playing golf will keep Amy from booze and drugs. When Tiger hits a bad shot he curses a blue streak, but when Wino plays poorly I can see he reaching for a bottle of whiskey she keeps in her golf bag. God forbid if gets a triple bogey, she'll smoke a couple of rocks of crack.
Maybe I'm wrong and the game of golf will teach Amy self-discipline and patience. Yeah Right! Amy will get her freak on whether it's on a golf course or a bar.
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