Sarah Palin Boobgate Controversy: Are Her Boobs Real Or Fake?

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"The rumor of Sarah Palin's chest enhancement is so widespread, even Fox News reported it -- but the former governor of Alaska wants everyone to know that she's a natural woman. On Friday, Fox News' Greta Van Susteren asked Palin flat-out if she'd had breast implants. Palin said that the rumor was ridiculous." - Read More

Nobody speculates about Sarah Palin's intellect. It's plain as day that there's nothing but fluff inside her head. It's only natural that instead folks would wonder if her boobs have been super-sized.

There a gazillion and one photoshopped images online depicting Palin with gigantic knockers. Maybe that's why a lot of people think that Palin has the brains of a Britney Spears and the jugs of a porn star.

I ogled hundreds of natural and enhanced boobs online, and I am convinced Palin's breasts aren't fake. I hate to toot my own horn, but I should be applauded for doing research for this article.

If you think that Palin's boobs are fake, you are as much of a boob as Palin. The former beauty queen's boobs are 100% natural, and this liberal doesn't shrink for blessing her for her funtastic assets.

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