Would You Pay $175 For Nude Maid To Clean Your House?

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"An Omaha woman offers a different uniform while she cleans house: topless, bottomless or fully nude.

The business, ODD'Z & EN'Z Janitorial & More, advertises 'house cleaning and more . . . in plain or exotic professional attire,' as well as cooking services and child care, according to the flier.

House cleaning by a nude maid starts at $125, according to the flier. Nude cleaning with 'satisfaction' is $175." Read More

The business owner, Kia Carroll, 27, insists she's not a prostitute. But I'm sure that any wife who catches her husband employing the services of Kia will accuse him of hiring a whore.

Kia will clean your house, cook for you, and even take care of your children, for the right price. Who would want a woman who provides nude cleaning with "satisfaction" to be take care of their kids?

The nude cleaning with "satisfaction" fee is $175, for that price she'd better leave me so satisfied that I smoke a cigarette.

There's no way in hell I'm going to pay a nude skank $175 to clean my house, I'd rather give a toothless old lady $25 to tidy things up.

Heads up for horny guys in Omaha: Kia Carroll is no beauty, I wouldn't pay her a dime to take her clothes off.

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