Fo Shizzle! Snoop Dog Gonna Teach David Beckham How To Rap!

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"Snoop Dogg has said he wants to teach his friend David Beckham to rap.

The west coast hip hop legend has played football with Dave and is now keen to return the favour.

Tha Dogg told The Mirror: 'Beckham and I go way back. He's like a brother. I'm gonna show him how to rap, for shizzle. He's my boy.'

'He was terrific with my kids and they had a great time as he taught them how to shoot and score the perfect goal.'" Read more

The soccer supertar may be able to teach Snoop Dogg how to bend it like Beckham, but there's no way Snoop can teach Beckham how to rap.

Snoop must have been smoking a blunt when he told the reporter he plans on teaching Beckham how to spit some rhymes. The day Beckham learns how to rap will be the same day Betty White learns how to break dance.

Snoop, for shizzle, forget about teaching Beckham how to rap, you'll have more success teaching him how to roll the perfect joint.

In the same interview the Doggfather also said: "I've been trying to holla at that home girl Susan Boyle for the longest time now -- holla at yo boy Susan."

Told you my boy was higher than a kite. Fo shizzle!

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