Date From Hell At Waffle House
"Pooler police say violence erupted during one couple's Valentine's Day outing, as the suitor's former lover burst into the restaurant and beat the man with her high-heel shoe.
Early Sunday morning, officers were called to the Waffle House at 1012 E. U.S. 80, finding a 'blood-covered floor and tables in a state of disarray,' according an incident report filed by Pooler police.
A 33-year-old man had suffered cuts and scrapes on his face, marks left by the 'spiked heel from a shoe,' police reported. Read More
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This is a Valentine's Day tale for the trailer park community. A normal couple will celebrate Valentine's Day dinner at Red Lobster, with the lady tastefully dressed in a cocktail dress and high-heels. A low-life couple will go to the Waffle House, and the man will end getting hit with a spiked-heel by an ex-lover.
The man, to his credit, didn't strike back at the woman while she was pummeling him with her shoe. But when she went out to the parking lot and damaged the man's car, he beat the holy hell out of her. Listen Y'all, never mess with a redneck's car.
The moral of this story is quite clear: If you go to a nice restaurant for dinner the ambience will include subdued lighting, soothing music, and perhaps candles. If you go to Waffle House, don't be surprised if the floor is covered in blood, and you end up needing a couple of stitches.
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