Saudi Arabia Rejects Diplomat: Name Translates Into "Biggest Dick" In Arabic

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"Saudi Arabia has rejected Pakistan's nominated diplomat as his name translates into 'Biggest Dick' in Arabic.

Akbar Zib, a high profile Pakistani diplomat was nominated for the Saudi post but after some hand-wringing the country had to reject him due to the unfortunate loss in translation.

The diplomatic wrangle appears to bring to life the scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian where a Roman consort called Biggus Dickus is routinely mocked." Read More

Saudi Arabians aren't particularly offended when terrorists blew up Western targets, but they get their panties in a bunch because a Pakistani diplomat's name translates into "Biggest Dick" in Arabic.

I'm not quite sure if the Saudi Arabians are suffering from penis envy or prejudice against Pakistani culture.

The solution is quite plain to anyone who isn't an anal-retentive prig: Don't translate the gentleman's name into Arabic.

It's quite clear that the Saudi Arabians are the biggest dicks in this affair.

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