Published: February 05, 2010
Op-Ed Contributor
Serial Drive-By Butt Groper Behind Bars
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Police in Ridgeland, Miss., said a man has been driving around and grabbing women's butts, Jackson television station WAPT reported.
Debbie Thweatt said she was walking out of a Walmart on Tuesday when a man drove up to her and grabbed her butt.
'He grabbed me, and I was looked into his eyes. He had no expression on his face and didn't open his mouth,' Thweatt said." Read More
I've heard of a gang banger doing a drive-by and putting a cap on a rival's behind, but this is ridiculous! It's stressful looking for a place to park in a Walmart parking lot, women don't need the added aggravation of watching out for a serial drive-by ass grabber.
I commend Thweatt for her presence of mind, she was able to jot down the pervert's license number. Thanks to Thweatt's quick thinking, Christopher Johnson was arrested.
The idea of a serial butt grabber may seem comical, but this is a serious crime, and I'm glad the groper was arrested by the police.
Now that Johnson is behind bars, it's his turn to worry about an inmate becoming too familiar with his behind.
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