Published: February 03, 2010
Op-Ed Contributor
Blake Fielder-Civil Dated A Tranny Amy Winehouse Impersonator
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Amy Winehouse's ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil was in a relationship with a 17-year-old transsexual man who looks like the singer, according to reports." Read More
It should be noted that the age of consent in the UK is 16, Blake may be a creep but he's not a criminal for having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old boy.
I don't blame Blake for preferring a transsexual Amy Winehouse lookalike to the real thing. If you're a male bisexual, like Blake, the transsexual Amy clone is superior to the genuine article in many ways.
The transsexual undoubtedly bathes more often than the notoriously unkempt Winehouse. The transsexual can take off his wig at night -- it must be quite an experience sleeping with Winehouse with birds flying in and out of the nest they built in her hair.
Instead of trying to get back with Amy Winehouse, I would encourage Blake to renew his relationship with the drag queen.
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