A Hip New Play On "Bacon (w)Rap!"
As a connoisseur of bacon, my friends often stop by my various social network pages and let me know about their "bacon finds." This video is the latest to pop up in front of me. Enjoy this diddy (no relation to Puffy, P-Diddy, or whatever the hell is happening there), "Bacon Care of Bizniz"
(Note: NSFW! Earphones, people!)
OH MY! The "shocker" will never be the same. (We are talking about Halloween surprises, yes?)
Shout-outs for some favorite lines that actually made me laugh out loud (for real):
"Sometimes I cook it raw so I can still hear it squeal."
"In case of an emergency I carry Bacon Bits."
"When I run out of bacon I eat Beggin Strips."
HA!! (Note to self: Stock purse with Bacon Bits...) However, the video feels like it should naturally end at 1:09 and like the real meat candy, leave us wanting more. Instead I feel a little bloated after watching the whole video. And dirty. Sorta like after gulping down a Grand Slam at Denny's. Sometimes you need someone to tell you when to stop.
Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock
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