77-Year-Old Geezer Pays Lindsay Lohan to Be His Date for Opera

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"Lindsay Lohan has been hired by an eccentric Austrian millionaire to be his date at the opera. Girl's gotta make a buck somehow, eh?

Richard Lugner, a shopping mall owner, invites a different famous girl to accompany him each year in his private box at the Vienna Opera Ball." Read More

Lindsay Lohan doesn't get many calls from movie producers, record companies or corporations seeking a celeb spokesperson. Lilo has got to find a way to pay for her Red Bull habit, trashy outfits and party girl lifestyle. To the rescue comes decrepit gazilionaire Richard Luger who paid Lohan a small fortune to be his date at the opera.

Lilo has probably never been to the opera in her life, but for the right price the ditzy celeb will attend a lecture on string theory. One night at the opera with a filthy rich old man equals a hundred nights of debauchery.

Lohan is desperate to make a buck, I wouldn't be surprised if she dumps Samantha Ronson and marries the old goat. The marriage wouldn't last very long, one night with the freak-a-leak celeb and the old geezer's heart will give out.

I hope Lohan enjoys her date with Lugner, now she can add "escort" to her sterling resume.

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