Born Again Hottie Carrie Prejean 2010: Nip Slip

By Robert Paul Reyes  

God-fearing beauty queen Carrie Prejean had a very tumultous 2009, her crusade in favor of opposite marriage and against same-sex marriage was derailed by revelations that she was the most heinous born again skank in recorded history.

Has the born again hottie been keeping a low profile, fasting and praying, since she was exposed as a hypocrite? Not exactly! Carrie's been avoiding the press because she has a bit of trouble stringing two sentences together. But the holy terror has been publicly cavorting with her boyfriend in a bid to attract the attention of the paparazzi.

Carrie claims her body is the temple of the Holy Ghost, and apparently she wants everyone to worship her well-toned physique.

Carrie's itsy bitsy bikini top didn't always cover her nipples as she made out with her boyfriend on the beach. The conservative darling provided the press with many pics that won't be published by her church Sunday bulletin.

I should't be so critical of Prejean, it must have been that diabolical wind that exposed her holy nipples.

Here are a couple of censored pics for the enjoyment of sinners and saints:

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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.