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Flash Your Boobies If You Love America!

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This is one of the funniest bits of comedic singing in a while. Clever and personable, Mr. Rod Carrington sings "Show Them To Me" in a voice as sweet as an angel.

Women and men everywhere are slyly encouraged to whip their shirts up for the love of God and Country and it works! The audience is rife with heaving bosoms. Americans! Show your tatas for the soldiers in Iraq!

Why? Don't ask why. The song is about comedy... and maybe a little friendly manipulation. In between laughing I had a random thought, "Grandma would die all over again!" She hasn't been alive for a long time, but I have a feeling if I were an audience member, I'd be shyly standing up and flashing... my boyfriend's money-makers. For America, and just a plain old American good time, of course!

Rose M. Garland is an active writer, editor and contributor. Contact Rose at her blog www.risingupward.com or at NewsBlaze.

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