Accenture Replaces Shameless Tiger Woods With An Elephant
"Not only did consulting giant Accenture kill their endorsement deal with Woods about a month ago (they said he was 'no longer the right representative' for the company), they also replaced him - with an elephant.
Accenture's new ad campaign features an elephant surfing with the copy, 'Who says you can't be big and nimble?'" Read more
The giant corporation Accenture is certainly nimble, they didn't waste any time replacing Tiger Woods with an elephant.
The giant loads of dung that an elephant leaves in his wake are nowhere near as nauseating as Tiger's loathsome behavior.
From bloggers to reporters, everyone is dumping on Tiger Woods and now this latest slap on the face to the disgraced golfer from Accenture. I hope Tiger gets the message: America hates you, and we hope you stay in hiding for the rest of your life.
When the cowardly Tiger finally surfaces, he will be met with ridicule and contempt. I hate golf, but if Tiger ever plays in a tournament in Virginia, I will buy a ticket just so I can give him a piece of my mind.
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