Published: January 15, 2010
Op-Ed Contributor
Bad News For Amy Winehouse: Men Hate Girls Who Wear Too Much Make-Up
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Millions of men think women wear too much make-up and prefer girls who adopt a more natural look, researchers found.
The study revealed one in five men wish their partner would tone down the slap-on while one in ten said they liked women who wear no make-up whatsoever.
Researchers also found men don't like false eyelashes, bright lipstick, Amy Winehouse-style eyeliner 'flicks', dark lip-liner and pencilled-in eyebrows. Read More
It' not secret that men prefer the "girl next door" look to the "hooker on the street corner" look. Men might be enticed to spend a night with a painted whore, but they want to spend the rest of their lives with a girl with a natural look.
This is devastating news to Amy Winehouse, who applies pancake make-up and mascara by the shovel. But even if Amy Winehouse wiped away all her make-up she would still look like a crackhead, and most guys aren't too thrilled with the crackhead look.
Lady Gaga also has a penchant for using a lot of cosmetics, but in her case the results of the study aren't bad news. A segment of the gay community loves divas who use a trowel to apply goop on their faces, and since Lady Gaga's fan base is 99.99 percent homosexual men, that's great news.
Ladies please remember: We hate the Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga look. Please don't try to look like these tarts.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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