Published: January 13, 2010
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New Year's Eve Insanity: Lady Sees UFO While Watching Fireworks Display
By Robert Paul Reyes
"A CHESHUNT mum was 'freaked out' after spotting several pink UFOs in the skies..." Read More
UK tabloids have an obsession with UFO's, and I get a kick out of reading the eyewitness accounts of the strange goings on.
It should be noted that the lady who is identified only as "Gill" (she should have been identified as "Looney Tunes"), saw the UFO on New Year's Eve. Hello!!!!!!! I would bet my life savings that Gill celebrated the New Year by drinking a case of beer. It's not unusual for folks to report seeing not only UFO's but Elvis at Burger King on New Year's Eve.
The crazy lady saw the pink UFO as she and her brood were watching a fireworks display. Hello!!!!! I would bet my house and my car, that the "UFO" was part of the fireworks display.
I love the British Tabloids, thanks for giving me a hearty chuckle.
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