Published: January 10, 2010
Op-Ed Contributor
Britney Spears Has Had One Dye Job Too Many: Pop Tart is Losing Her Hair
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Britney Spears is becoming bald naturally. The pop queen has become so desperate that she has changed her hair color from blond to brunette. This has made her suffering from premature balding.
This time Britney is really suffering from baldness. The color has made bald patches due to the changing of hair colors on her head. You can always find Britney Spears in the tabloids for every possible reason." Read More
Britney Spears made headlines and scared children and small pets when she shaved her head a couple of years ago. But Britney's bald patches aren't making much of an impact on the Internet gossip sites.
If Britney wants to make headlines again, she should have a couple of more wardrobe malfunctions, and show off the other bald part of her anatomy.
A lot of young girls dye their hair to match their favorite pop tart, let this be a lesson to Britney's legion of teen fans. If you start losing your hair because you dye it too often, you are going to lose all your Facebook friends and Twitter followers.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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