Published: December 19, 2009
Op-Ed Contributor
Corona Cigar Co. Offers Tiger Woods Endorsement Deal
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Orlando-based Corona Cigar Co. said it is offering the embattled golfer a $100,000 endorsement deal.
That means the company is willing to have its name attached to a guy who isn't even playing golf right now, so he can clean up his act and save his family." Allison Walker/http://www.cfnews13.com/
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but when the skank crazy Tiger Woods is brandishing a cigar it can only be interpreted as a phallic symbol.
Tiger Woods is a philandering superstar who enjoys the high life, a cigar endorsement deal is right up his alley. Tiger should say yes to Corona Cigar Co., he's not likely to get any more endorsement deals in the near future.
Of course this is a publicity stunt by the cigar company, $100, 000 is pocket change for the gazillionare golfer. I applaud Corona Cigar Co. for thinking outside the box, and getting a few free headlines for their product.
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Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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