Top Ten Titles For Tiger Woods Porn Parody

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"Just two weeks after the Tiger Woods cheating scandal exploded - and on the heels of revelations that two of the golfer's alleged paramours are porn stars -- an adult movie called "Tiger's Wood" is already in production, according to E! Online.

The skin flick bills itself as the 'official porn parody' of the allegedly sex-crazed golfer's reported antics, according to the Web site, which has obtained a copy of the script." Neil Nagraj/NYDailyNews.Com

We all knew it was coming, a Tiger Woods porn parody is in the works. It's going to be called "Tiger's Wood", a good name, but here are my Top Ten Titles For The Tiger Woods' Porn Movie:

*I Just Played 18 Ho's

*Where Da White Ho's Be At?

*Tiger Conquers The Golf Course And The Strip Clubs With His Mighty Wood

*Tiger And His Pussy Cats

*Honey, She Was Just Polishing My Golf Club

*Catch A Tiger By The Tail

*Honey I'm Going To Take My Money To The Skank ( I Mean Bank!)

*The Tiger Wood Story

*Eldrick The Tiger: I Feel Great!!! I Just Did A Blonde Bimbo

*Tiger, Why Are You Going Golfing With Only Your Wood?

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