Published: December 05, 2009
Op-Ed Contributor
Perfect Gift For UFO Nuts: Lamp Shaped Like UFO Levitating a Cow
By Robert Paul Reyes
The cow is the most comical-looking creature in the world, and the notion that the Earth is being visited by UFOs is the craziest idea I have ever heard.
Now there's a gift that combines the crazy and comical cow with the silly and ridiculous idea of of UFO abductions:
"The Alien Abduction Lamp priced £79.95 from Firebox. Shaped like a UFO, with aliens peering out of the windows, you can switch it on and off via the antenna and also activate the pulsing perspex 'beam' which is levitating a cow into the craft." Read More
This is the perfect gift for your favorite UFO nut, by presenting him with this unique present you will be mocking him, but he will interpret it as a sign that you respect his beliefs.
Don't leave UFO fanatics out of your Christmas list, show a little love to these nutjobs.
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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