Queen of England Gaga Over Lady Gaga

By Robert Paul Reyes

"LADY GaGa is to perform for the Queen.

Kooky Lady GaGa, who is renowned for her outlandish stage shows, will be one of the top acts at this year's Royal Variety Performance.

The 23-year-old is said to be thrilled to be part of the Blackpool fundraiser, which kicks off on December 7." Read More

I don't believe the world will end in 2012, it may end much sooner on December 7 when Lady Gaga performs before the Queen of England. Lady Gaga isn't a sign of the end times, she is the apocalypse decked out like a drag queen on crack.

How can we counsel our impressionable young charges not to fall under the spell of Lady Gaga now that she has the Queen's royal seal of approval?

Lady Gaga isn't bluffin' with her muffin, she really is going to perform for the Queen. God save the Queen, and God save the world!

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.