Does Britney Spears Worship Satan?

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"Britney Spears is admitting to being a devil-worshiping Satan fanatic who embraces a 'new world order' ... at least according to her Twitter page.

Turns out her Twitter account was hacked by a cyber-demonic force this morning ... and we're not talking about Sam Lutfi. Along with giving 'Glory to Satan,' the background to her page has gone from images of her '3' video ... to pyramids inscribed with the name of the alleged secret society Illuminati."TMZ.Com

At first I wasn't convinced that Britney Spears' Twitter account was hacked. Only a slavish devotion to the devil can explain Britney's shenanigans like shaving her head, and exposing her nether regions at the drop of a hat.

I can imagine Spears declaring "Glory to Satan" as easily as she says "Hey Y'all" or "Oops! I exposed my vagina again."

But upon closer examination it's evident that Britney's Twitter account was hacked, the pop tart doesn't know the New World Order from a Big Whopper, and she probably thinks the "Illuminati" is a sex toy.

Those of us who believe in the New World Order can stop worrying, the pop tart won't discredit our movement with her inane babbling.

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.