Published: November 13, 2009
Op-Ed Contributor
New Bra Will Increase A Woman's Breast Size By Two Cup Sizes!
By Robert Paul Reyes
In recent days boobs like Amy Winehouse and Carrie Prejean have made headlines by getting a boob job.You don't have to be a celebrity twit to have humongous-looking hooters. For only a few dollars you can buy a bra that will instantly supersize your jugs.
"UNDERWEAR giant Ultimo's latest lingerie invention could see boob job clinics going bust.
The firm claims its new Day To Night bra increases women's assets by two cup sizes in seconds.
And unlike plastic surgery, it is pain-free and costs £24.
The bra can be worn for work and then boosted for a night on the town by adding silicone pouches - made from the same material used in breast implants. These push the boobs together and up, for a natural-look cleavage." Read More
One day in the future breast implants will be displayed in a museum, and women will shake their heads at marvel at the old relic.
I think it's udderly ridiculous for women to get breast implants, but if a woman is desperate to increase the size of her breasts, this new bra is the way to go.
THE new bra is available from Debenhams at Ultimo.co.uk.
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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