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Amy Winehouse's New Lips Make Her Look Like An Angry Goldfish

By Robert Paul Reyes

"All of a sudden, Amy Winehouse seems to have discovered a fondness for plastic surgery and other related procedures for the purpose of beautification, word in the industry has it. After coming clean about upping her cup size to a 32D, the singer was recently snapped around town with what looked like a new set of lips, EntertainmentWise says." Read More

Maybe it's true that Amy Winehouse has finally given up drugs and booze, because she seems to have found a new addiction: Plastic Surgery.

First the troubled singer got huge new boobs that look totally out of place in her tiny frame, and now she is sporting a new set of lips that makes her look like a fish.

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Amy is so enamored of her new hooters that she is flashing them all over town. Now that the crazy crooner has bulging new lips she's never gonna stop pouting.

Dear God, I'm gonna have a nightmare of Winehouse suffocating me with her giant knockers while her fish lips are sucking my eyeballs. The horror, the horror!

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.

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