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Top Ten Captions for Pic of Madonna Yawning
By Robert Paul Reyes
LOS ANGELES (KABC) invited their readers to write a caption for this photograph of Madonna yawning during a breaking ground ceremony for her school in Malawi.
Here are my top ten captions:
*Maybe I should be covering my veiny hands instead.
*This is almost as boring as trying to teach my toy boy how to read.
* Dear God! Every time I yawn my plastic face stays frozen for a few seconds, I hope nobody notices!
*Every time I try to pull a rabbit out of my hat, that damn bunny gets scared when he sees my botox face and he won't come out!
*These is all about me, and the school I'm building! These damn bureaucrats should be mentioning me every few seconds.
*Whenever Lady Gaga wears a crazy hat she gets tons of ink. I wear a stupid white hat, and nobody says a word.
*Jesus, Please don't let my dentures fall out. The last time I yawned my dentures flew out. No, that was the last time I french kissed my boyfriend.
*If I had a mirror I could stop myself from yawning. I never yawn when I'm admiring myself.
*That's weird the older I get, the more I yawn. In a couple of years I'm going to be walking around with my mouth open all the time.
*I'm not going to let the photographers snap a pic of me with my mouth open, I'll look like that skank Lindsay Lohan.
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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