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Rubber Meets The Road: Proof Lady Gaga is a Man
By Robert Paul Reyes
"Known for wearing little more than a leotard-giant hats excluded-the pop star was honored Monday with the Stylemaker Award at the 13th annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards. She didn't disappoint when she donned one of her hefty signature lace headpieces.
However, when she finally lifted the veil to speak, what came out was a Fox-worthy (not to be confused with Jeff Foxworthy) phrase, pointing out her favorite accouterment to any outfit. It wasn't quite what we expected.
"I think we all must remember that the ultimate accessory is the condom," she told the audience, according to the New York Post." Read More
Lady Gaga is infamous for her wild accessories, namely silly hats and garish jewelry. Accessories make the woman, or in Lady Gaga's case, the man.
It's not surprising that Lady Gaga received an award at the 13th annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards. Lady Gaga frequently forgets to don a pair of pants or a skirt, but you will never catch her without a ton of accessories.
What is the one accessory that Lady Gaga simply won't do without? A condom of course, and it's for her, not for her partner.
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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